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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m sometimes called Lissa but mostly “that jerk barista”</description><title>hows it hangin daddio</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @coffeecloser)</generator><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzt2fpi3Ob1qe7czqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51204474555</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51204474555</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:30:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cosmicquake:

me the morning after hooking up with a guy
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61f18af4c213c2d3eaa609ea4013913d/tumblr_mn9tnhWRGm1ra4318o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosmicquake.tumblr.com/post/51202850827/me-the-morning-after-hooking-up-with-a-guy" target="_blank"&gt;cosmicquake&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;me the morning after hooking up with a guy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51204199265</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51204199265</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 00:25:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vriska-ler:

“women aren’t allowed to—”

“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”

“men are...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vriska-ler.tumblr.com/post/51115540144" target="_blank"&gt;vriska-ler&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“women aren’t allowed to—”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1177964639dc6063c335f708c6ac823b/tumblr_inline_mn89rp6IjL1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/58cd21698f439924bc327ade5f05b8af/tumblr_inline_mn89snNHOw1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“men are biologically better than women at—”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/262341303157f79aa5598aea997b8e60/tumblr_inline_mn89tj4WDd1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“only men can/should—”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6a5a99313db932560f2f52ce77da8700/tumblr_inline_mn89ua9ANh1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“it’s not ladylike to—”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5e03825818ecade921d6bc71eef3033d/tumblr_inline_mn89w2AqIh1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“you’re not a &lt;em&gt;real&lt;/em&gt; woman if you don’t—”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bcc9018f20efc206eb682b07b17dd297/tumblr_inline_mn89xvo3Ft1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“men are dominant and superior—”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d562729f219a47ce5e03912ee72f5961/tumblr_inline_mn89yqBHUJ1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“women have to—”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/118c09996663ce6fb8c16977630dea60/tumblr_inline_mn89z9NMFY1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e49330abd4adfe2a98c90828972b8523/tumblr_inline_mn8a16GKLf1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6ba6cf1e1ec1646ebfc8d630b1cf02a9/tumblr_inline_mn8a1sOOmk1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“women should wear—”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e9a86b09b1acc2e2f9cdc3fe6df74c50/tumblr_inline_mn8a5sTbmF1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51201661145</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51201661145</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:43:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvc8gtk711r6covro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51200013539</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51200013539</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 23:19:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barricadeponine.tumblr.com/post/43693559345/i-wish-i-was-a-mermaid-so-i-could-have-a-nice" target="_blank"&gt;barricadeponine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51196877378</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51196877378</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 22:36:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>youcouldbemarilyn:


Stevie Nicks - Blue Lamp

It’s about that...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51044127332" src="http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51044127332/audio_player_iframe/coffeecloser/tumblr_mn61fxfelT1qlsrxg?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcoffeecloser%2F51044127332%2Ftumblr_mn61fxfelT1qlsrxg" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youcouldbemarilyn.tumblr.com/post/51013160077" target="_blank"&gt;youcouldbemarilyn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stevie Nicks - Blue Lamp&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s about that time when I need to rock out to this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51044127332</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51044127332</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:22:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>

lana + things: lana being lana; a.k.a. the most precious...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7865873cb81f852e6d4e4f901536b94f/tumblr_mn02quPuDG1r1jgnbo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6aed700ae690e36754b0d3efcc8e778d/tumblr_mn02quPuDG1r1jgnbo2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11137146547e7e49991a81e5de40506d/tumblr_mn02quPuDG1r1jgnbo3_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33242ee76fb261f09c55db5ef7f4b2ae/tumblr_mn02quPuDG1r1jgnbo4_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1933a3fee1d5a253e5b601b6558cbf7/tumblr_mn02quPuDG1r1jgnbo5_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1961a3473f64f9d0bc2ff095e89319ef/tumblr_mn02quPuDG1r1jgnbo6_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be3b5173b9fe148d55d5a301d6b6ebf1/tumblr_mn02quPuDG1r1jgnbo7_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8042e49025c8ae2b98ff04d65bfda41d/tumblr_mn02quPuDG1r1jgnbo8_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f51ac1fe730eb39abe6a0e7385d3dbbd/tumblr_mn02quPuDG1r1jgnbo9_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://lovemelana.tumblr.com/tagged/lanaplus" target="_blank"&gt;lana + things&lt;/a&gt;: lana being lana; a.k.a. the most precious person on earth (1/3)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51043743096</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51043743096</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:17:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>freakincrazy:

so much feels
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b2dd55747628fdf0784c89bc6de15e4/tumblr_mn5cifRxeV1qabh8fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a24030719e81a0e9ab5af39bcbcb1b03/tumblr_mn5cifRxeV1qabh8fo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freakincrazy.tumblr.com/post/50983536179" target="_blank"&gt;freakincrazy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so much feels&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51043380552</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51043380552</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:12:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>earth-song:

“Wild FOX” by Milan Krasula


</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1fb4fTgK1qm8fzgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earth-song.tumblr.com/post/35088319898/wild-fox-by-milan-krasula" target="_blank"&gt;earth-song&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h3&gt;“Wild FOX” by Milan Krasula&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51043259597</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51043259597</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:10:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7ec7389cd273b7ef8e36919e09cfaf5/tumblr_mn640zdYzC1qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51028425697</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51028425697</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://methlabrador.tumblr.com/post/34381069610" target="_blank"&gt;methlabrador&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51028365649</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51028365649</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39773e27d4284cf9fbb507e0c976953a/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4b89753557a0e0e0bc420954885dcc7/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22db3f81f67d306173b3f8d01575309e/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0eb456a675d499f0473d090572c140c9/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51026821529</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51026821529</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:47:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.</title><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51026556443</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51026556443</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:43:56 -0400</pubDate><category>cries a thousand times</category></item><item><title>it-takes-courage-to-be-you:

That damn look gets me every...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54c63a0018a0182f638741f62ee9298b/tumblr_mn62luSvfi1qbakzwo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51e6367058c84e3817f1b27000a367e8/tumblr_mn62luSvfi1qbakzwo2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://it-takes-courage-to-be-you.tumblr.com/post/51018200239/that-damn-look-gets-me-every-fucking-time" target="_blank"&gt;it-takes-courage-to-be-you&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That damn look gets me every fucking time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51026201201</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51026201201</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:39:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2e02af8ef434e26a0f3cc26bc3ffb3d/tumblr_mn5hhjoQby1qd8v4ho2_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0db14f72589b32f5497598944bc86942/tumblr_mn5hhjoQby1qd8v4ho3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4a4d6eeab4e048995f2d989a2546b63/tumblr_mn5hhjoQby1qd8v4ho1_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65f090a0120d8c604662b975959b4e7c/tumblr_mn5hhjoQby1qd8v4ho5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bb229647c6bda6c69395a29c2cb5859/tumblr_mn5hhjoQby1qd8v4ho6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/005a78d5a837b7688e300f3766dfe2da/tumblr_mn5hhjoQby1qd8v4ho4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51024899982</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/51024899982</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:22:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>osamah:

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9e445b281e33083fede3e7bc6da9904/tumblr_mmnexv4ITh1s9ug4bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://osamah.tumblr.com/post/50187110480/dont-be-sad-look-at-this-duck-instead" target="_blank"&gt;osamah&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50960315845</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50960315845</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea65d590607292005167087e229a30dc/tumblr_mmprpd0xBT1s3t7jvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50952699053</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50952699053</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:17:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Points.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://solarsaturation.tumblr.com/post/50937225722" target="_blank"&gt;solarsaturation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;You can’t just tell someone to leave you alone on the internet. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This is not a safe haven. It is at the very most a platform to express your thoughts and opinions. At the very least, it’s a wretched hive.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you don’t people saying things to you, don’t give them something to say anything about.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you have something to say about something or someone and you don’t want to hear any flack about it, that’s virtually impossible.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If you have something to say about something and you get flack about it, you should either ignore it, or continue on.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Don’t remain a victim. You can be victimized, but to stay in a perpetual state of “something bad happened to me when I was this old” is trite and it doesn’t do anything for anyone in the world, especially yourself.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You can not be “defamed” if you were never actually popular or noteworthy in the first place.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No matter how you cut or slice it, twerking for any type of cause is not acceptable.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;People who make missing people posts are okay with me, I want those people to be found. But if anything that resembles a guilt trip comes across as if I could reblog this if I could do other things makes me say fuck everything, you can do without me. I don’t care.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;That’s all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50950986440</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50950986440</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:55:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/738b60d2fab5738da2e6648437848627/tumblr_mlys9cJFMc1sn5xtpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50950116282</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50950116282</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:45:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tonnerrrrr:

where do i sign up
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6982a479e1df546a0412f776cf82cfc6/tumblr_minvy016lJ1s6n41eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tonnerrrrr.tumblr.com/post/50599437831" target="_blank"&gt;tonnerrrrr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;where do i sign up&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50949655353</link><guid>http://coffeecloser.tumblr.com/post/50949655353</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:39:18 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
